Green Apple Shampoo

May 27

Shattered Destiny: Chapter 1

Hi everybody, so this is the first chapter of my story. It’s raw and unedited because I’m kind of too lazy to go through and looking for spelling errors or whatever. Please forgive me.

I’m scared of what you guys think, but please don’t hesitate to review. I’d like as many opinions and critiques as possible. The first few chapters of this story will be quite boring because I’m just easing into the plot. Please take the time to take a little peek :)

Summary: Alyss Karlsonn is now 16 and going to live with her brother, Zen, in the smallest and richest town in the middle of nowhere. She never knew her parents except for the fact that they died when she was very young. Everything she ever knew changes the moment she meets Simon. A fantastical world of faeries, dragons, werewolves and other creatures becomes very real when her destiny to become Queen of Adela is shoved in her face. Then come the dreams. The dreams about a past life in Adela, where she’s the young princess living with her mother, father, Sebastian, and Esca. But she doesn’t remember any of this. Is it real? Or is it a trick that the other competitors in the Dragon Games have forced upon her. This is a tale of a lost princess battling her right for a throne she’s not really sure she wants.

Okay I’m going stop here because this is turning out to be a really crappy summary but yeah. In short, it’s about this girl who discovers she’s next in line for the throne her mother “abandoned” and now she has to compete with her dragon against all the other species for this throne. Along the way, she has dreams about a childhood sweetheart, Esca, and her supposed brother, Sebastian. Nothing is as it seems.

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This is pretty good, although it does need some work in terms of general grammar edits and flow. I could help the same way I did with the other stuff, too - I like this and want to see it as good as it can possibly be!

May 26

Humanity's Battle: So uh...

dragonglassfanfiction:

This doesn’t really have anything to do with Clato, but I’ve been writing another story that’s not fanfiction, but it was inspired by the many books, characters, and plotlines that I’ve fallen in love with over the years.

And I’ve been thinking about posting it on my Tumblr, so I can get…

I would totally read this.

softowl:

All right, I have received permission to post these pictures. Thanks to the person at Anime North who sent me these.

This was the booth in question. As you can see they were selling ugly, poorly made HS bootleg items, plus lots of others (Adventure Time, etc).

Let me be really clear here: I don’t like it when people sell their fanart prints or handmade fan items, but I can understand. This, however, is an act of pure scumbaggery.

This is apparently the “company” selling these items. I urge everyone out there not to buy from them at any convention they may attend, and to ask others to do the same. Don’t support thieves.

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May 23

That awkward moment when your family and/or friends make homophobic comments and you just sit there like:

katelizabeth:

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May 21

lizawithazed:

rinlockhart:

waltdisneyconfessions:

“I hate how people call Jessica Rabbit a slut, when one of her quotes defines her very character: “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn this way.” To me, she shows that just because a girl is beautiful or a bit busty in the chest doesn’t make her a slut, it just makes her gifted in that department. Not her fault that men fluttered around her, she didn’t ask for it. She could have had any man she wanted, and she married the guy that made her laugh”

Well said.

Perfect. I hate it when people assume breast size corresponds to amount of sexual partners, as though there’s some sort of magic function that makes your boobs grow when you sleep with someone. And even if that were true, it shouldn’t matter, because because really, why the hell should people care how much sex with how many partners other people are having?

May 20

rainbowsplashofcolor:

d3lights:

socal-kid:

cru-el:

anch0rrss:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

charity: water provides clean and safe drinking water to those who most desperately need it.

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

<3

guys, reblog this photo! don’t care if it’s not your “type.”

Muust reblog

Mandatory reblog.

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lizawithazed:

vladith:

ndividedbyzero:

fatoldrobot:

italicastronomer:

automatroniclockwork:

sassypotassium:

zducifer:

crowbegottenbatman:

chainsawunicorn:

welcumtobonercity:

princekarkat:

this scar on my hand means “I survived using the dishwasher”

I survived a wicked paper cut

I survived rubber cement.

I survived a hacksaw.

I survived a close-range paintball gun.

I survived my cat sliding down my leg

I survived tripping on a bamboo stump.

I survived getting bitten on my face by a friend of mine.

I survived falling face first down a flight of stairs

I survived an outbreak of pimples.

I survived slipping on a wet sidewalk.

I survived getting caught in an escalator and also having my nose bitten by a Husky.

….I win.

I survived tripping down a hilly sidewalk.

laurarw:

Spread the word.

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May 19

url-coming-soon:

littlehellsteph:

secondhanddrugs:

fandombro:

Always reblog these

Ill never misplace bobby pins again!

I want a heart shaped hard boiled egg!

Why do we need school these tips are all I need

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Remember her?

Reblog and Click the photo to see her now

Preparing to have childhood ruined.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG WHAAATTTTTTT

HOLY SHIT

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